Kalama-rama: Chinooks Thrive, Then Survive To Make State

Twice on Saturday, the Kalama Chinooks jumped out to a double-digit first-half lead over the Seattle Academy Cardinals. A stingy defense set the tone, and an inside force named Esary handled much of the early scoring. But as the second half progressed, the Cardinals began to inch their way back into things, forcing the Chinooks into turnovers and converting those turnovers into points. Seattle Academy had its chances, in one of the games drawing as close as a single point. But the Cardinals never again took the lead. And when the final whistles blew, both times it was the Chinooks who rushed the floor and celebrated, a trip to the Class 1A state tournament in Yakima now on the docket for next week.

On a whirlwind day in Washington prep sports, some confusion could be forgiven about the déjà vu doubleheader at Rogers High School in Puyallup. But there were no hijinks afoot — just two boys and girls teams who each finished second in their respective district tournaments, and who were thus seeded into the same spots on the regional bracket. The WIAA ain’t perfect, but it thankfully managed to schedule the two games back-to-back, the girls at 2 p.m. and the boys at 4. The Chinooks are an old friend from my stint at TDN who rarely venture into my new neck of the woods, so the occasion seemed liked a good one to go say hello.

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High School Basketball Regionals Preview, Part V

As of this writing we are less than 24 hours away from the start of Washington state regional basketball action, and so we come at last to the fifth and final stanza of this extensive examination. It’s time to look at Class 4A, the biggest schools in the state, and make our best guesses as to who will qualify for the state tournament March 3 through March 5 in the Tacoma Dome.

Last year’s 4A champs have taken divergent paths. The Federal Way boys are undefeated and top-ranked, back and perhaps better than ever. The Gonzaga Prep girls, meanwhile, are nowhere to be found in the final sixteen, their season already over. Last year’s runner-up on the girls side, Inglemoor, has also already been eliminated, meaning we’re guaranteed two fresh finalists.

At five schools are the boys and girls teams both still kicking: Bellarmine Prep, Central Valley, Curtis, Kamiak, and Lewis & Clark. All five except Kamiak have a decent chance on getting both groups to state, but it would be a major stunner if anyone pulled off the sweep.

And so with our usual pleasantries out of the way, let’s dive in. For those joining the preview party late, here are the previous four parts, covering the other five classifications in the state:

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High School Basketball Regionals Preview, Part IV

We’re now getting into the larger classifications in our weeklong lookahead to the Washington state basketball regionals, today predicting all sixteen games that will be played this Friday and Saturday by teams in Class 3A. This is personally exciting because it means I have actually watched a decent chunk of the teams I’m writing about play.

The defending state champions are Garfield on the boys side and Lynnwood on the girls, both of whom have very serious chances to defend their crowns (although Rainier Beach and Bellevue, respectively, could pose stiff challenges). Seven schools — Auburn Mountainview, Bellevue, Edmonds-Woodway, Kamiakin, Lincoln, Rainier Beach, and Wilson — are still alive in both the boys and girls tournaments. Bellevue has the best shot of anyone to sweep, but it would be a serious surprise considering the Wolverines boys fell to Garfield by 30 just last Saturday.

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High School Basketball Regionals Preview, Part III

The march toward this weekend’s Washington state basketball regionals continues with a third installment of the most comprehensive preview guide you’ll find on the internet. Today, it’s Class 2A’s turn, where the defending champion Clarkston boys and Mark Morris girls are both back to defend their crowns — although one of the pair has a much better chance at repeating than the other.

The Bantams and Monarchs are two of the eight schools whose boys and girls teams will both be in action. The others: Lynden, Liberty (Issaquah), Ellensburg, Shorecrest, North Kitsap, and River Ridge. Of that rather large group, Lynden would seem to have the best chance of pulling off a sweep in Yakima. The Lions boys are ranked No. 2 and the girls are No. 3; in a strange twist, both will face Liberty this weekend. An under-the-radar pick who could make noise in both genders: Shorecrest. And that’s not just because Shoreline is an exemplary suburb.

We kicked the week off by previewing Class 2B and 1B here, continued with Class 1A here, and will finish things off with the big schools in the coming days. But first things first.

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High School Basketball Regionals Preview, Part II

Our weeklong preview of the state basketball round of sixteen continues today with Class 1A, where the King’s boys and girls are coming off a sweep of the state titles last spring. They’re one of six schools this year to advance both genders into the regional round, along with Cashmere, Kalama, Lynden Christian, Seattle Academy, and Zillah.

The 1A ranks also bring us some of the wonkiest matchups the WIAA can dish out, including a meeting between the boys teams who were ranked first and second in the most-recent AP poll and a matchup of two more top-five teams on the girls side. In both instances, it’s a case of one district being particularly stacked with high-quality teams, something the seeding process does not take into account. That leads to a team like the Lynden Christian boys — the defending runners-up and a team that spent most of the year ranked No. 1 — entering regionals as the No. 3 seed out of their district tournament, behind King’s and Seattle Academy. Which doesn’t make a lot of sense, but I digress. On the bright side of this whole hullabaloo, I suppose we can appreciate that there will be some seriously high-level games contested this weekend.

You can click here to check out Part I of our series, which covers Class 2B and Class 1B. We’ll cover the rest of the classifications in the coming days, so come check out the site later this week if that sort of thing tickles your fancy.

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High School Basketball Regionals Preview, Part I

With regionals due up this Friday and Saturday and state basketball tournaments the following weekend, this is probably the most enjoyable two-week stretch on Washington’s prep sporting calendar. In honor, during the next five days I’m going to briefly analyze and make a pick for every single one of the 96 regional games across all six classifications.

I obviously haven’t ever seen the vast majority of these teams play, so some of these opinions may be (definitely are) extremely wrong. Please forgive me, parents and/or fans. This is supposed to be fun.

We’ll start things off tonight with a bonanza of info, going through the boys and girls matchups in both Class 2B and Class 1B. Tomorrow we’ll do the boys and girls in Class 1A, on Tuesday we’ll tackle Class 2A, on Wednesday it’ll be Class 3A, and on Thursday the big guys in Class 4A. So check back later in the week if you’re so inclined.

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Garfield Boys Romp, Bellevue Girls Roll At SeaKing Districts

The final night of the SeaKing District basketball tournament was little more than a coronation. It began with the Garfield boys outscoring Bellevue 25-8 during the second quarter to open up a 45-23 lead at halftime, a margin far too steep for the overmatched Wolverines to overcome. The final was 87-57. And it continued in the nightcap with the Bellevue girls, who started the third quarter of their title contest against Bishop Blanchet with an 18-0 run that turned a three-point game at the intermission into a relative rout. The No. 1 Bellevue girls improved to 22-0 with their 67-53 win on Saturday, and the top-ranked Bulldog boys are now 22-2.

Garfield found itself with a far easier championship game matchup than coach Ed Haskins would have anticipated a week ago. This was supposed to be round three in the annual series between the Bulldogs and Rainier Beach, currently the state’s best rivalry in any sport, but the Vikings let down their end of the bargain with a stunning loss to O’Dea in the district quarterfinals. So instead, Bellevue — a fine team, but not the sort that was ever going to make the Bulldogs nervous. The Wolverines’ pick-and-roll tandem of Sharif Khan and Mikey Henn created sporadic offense in defeat, combining for 39 points by my count, but it wasn’t nearly enough to keep pace with a team featuring at least six future Division I players.

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Dunks In The Wind: Will The UW Hoops Revival End Before It Begins?

I’ve been watching a lot of old Washington basketball games the past couple weeks, late at night when I can’t sleep. On the Pac-12 Network, on the UW channel, they’ll be showing some random game from late in Bob Bender’s tenure, or the 2004 team’s win over No. 1 Stanford, or the night Klay Thompson scored 43 points against the Huskies in the Pac-12 tournament, and I always end up tuning in for at least a while. I was eleven during the 2003-04 season that really kickstarted this whole Lorenzo Romar era, so I remember every team since then — the best dozen years in program history by just about any measure, certainly the stretch in which the UW has sent the most guys to the NBA — pretty darn well. I covered the program for three years.

And it is with complete confidence that I say the Huskies have never had a player like Marquese Chriss. Robert Upshaw was probably the closest thing, but he’s a couple inches taller than Chriss, didn’t have the offensive versatility, and seemed like a lunatic. Otherwise it’s maybe Bobby Jones, except not really? Quincy Pondexter, except a whole lot taller and bouncier? Darnell Gant, except don’t make me laugh? I don’t mean Chriss is better than Pondexter, but certainly more physically gifted. Chriss is an 18-year-old walking pogo stick who can make 3s, dunk on people’s heads, and blocks shots like a volleyball player. He is unique and amazing.

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The Fifteen Best Mascot Names In American Professional Sports

 

This is a ranking of the things we call men who dress up in costumes, a subject for which I have something of an affinity.

Prompted by an off-hand comment by a good friend on Twitter, I combed through every mascot in the NFL, NHL, NBA, MLS, and MLB and picked out the ones with the cleverest names. The minutiae of sports can be highly enjoyable, and so can puns.

Dishonorable mention

When the Baltimore Ravens were born from the ashes of the Cleveland Browns in 1996, they made the fantastic decision to have three costumed raven mascots named Edgar, Allan, and Poe. (Edgar Allan Poe lived in Baltimore and once wrote a little ditty called “The Raven.”) In 2008, they made the deplorable decision to ditch Edgar and Allan in favor of two real, live ravens named Rise and Conquer. What? You had the English-majors-who-like-sports market completely cornered, and you threw it away. For shame.

Now, the fifteen teams who haven’t ruined a good thing:

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Holier Than Thou: King’s And Lynden Christian Battle For Private School Supremacy

They are the two hardwood goliaths of Class 1A, Lynden Christian and King’s. Boys and girls basketball combined, they are the winners of twenty-two state championships, including the boys-girls sweep King’s completed last March in Yakima. So far, this season has been a particularly good one for the two private Christian schools. The Lyncs entered the weekend as the No. 1 team in the state in both genders, according to the AP, and both teams from King’s were ranked No. 3.

They had not yet played each other, though, which made Saturday’s double-header — Lynden Christian vs. King’s girls at 5:30, the boys following a half-hour later — all the more appealing. The rainswept drive from Seattle to Mt. Vernon H.S. was not, but I made it anyway, and settled into my place in the bleachers of the big, old, wooden barn a few minutes before tip.

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