WIAA Does Something Breathtakingly Stupid (Not That WIAA)

 

When I saw the WIAA was trending on Twitter today, I assumed Mike Colbrese and Co. had been up to something. But nope — this was in reference to the Wisconsin Interscholastic Athletic Association, which is in the news for sending one of the most asinine emails in the history of the medium, which is really saying something.

According to USA Today, the good folks in Stevens Point, Wisc., were fed up with what they perceived as unsportsmanlike chants at the state’s high-school sporting events. Their solution was to send out a list to member schools of 23 things fans are no longer allowed to do at WIAA events. Because everyone knows the best way to get teenagers not to do something is to tell them they can’t do that specific thing.

A complete list of banned activities:

1. Booing of any kind

2. “Over-rated” chant

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Twenty-four National Championship Games, Ranked

Alabama’s 45-40 win over Clemson in Monday’s national title game was a blast. Such a blast, in fact, that it got me thinking where the Tide’s win would rank in the annals of title-game history.

So I decided to do the math, and here’s the result: A comprehensive ranking of every college football contest ever played that could honestly purport to be a national championship game, including the failed Bowl Coalition (1992-1995), the failed Bowl Alliance (1996-1998), the failed BCS (1998-2013), and the College Football Playoff, which hasn’t failed yet. Thousands of Saturday hours spent on the couch have all led to this.

(all years in parentheses refer to the dates of the regular season, not the year of the actual championship game; for instance, the first game here was played on Jan. 4, 2005, but capped the 2004 season)

TIER 4: THE BLOWOUTS

24. USC 55, Oklahoma 19 (2004)

Rarely has such an impressive collection of skill-position talent been gathered on the same field: This one featured the previous two winners of the Heisman Trophy (USC QB Matt Leinart and Oklahoma QB Jason White), plus four of the 2004 season’s five Heisman finalists (Leinart, White, USC RB Reggie Bush and Oklahoma RB Adrian Peterson). Instead of an all-time classic, though, the result was the second-most lopsided game in championship game history — the Trojans led 38-10 at the half and kept rolling from there. They eventually vacated the title in the wake of the Bush Brouhaha, which doesn’t exactly add to this game’s lasting impact. As forgettable as they come.

23. Nebraska 62, Florida 24 (1995)

The game in a nutshell.

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High School Basketball Halfway Report, Girls Edition

At this juncture, the state girls basketball picture breaks down into two distinct tiers. Dominant teams are the norm in the three smaller classifications, where Lynden Christian, Okanogan and Colton appear to be clear favorites to win state at 1A, 2B, and 1B, respectively. All three teams are undefeated against opponents in their own classification, and all own an average margin of victory of at least 18 points per game.

At the upper levels, though, parity reigns. The 4A field is as wide open as it’s been in recent memory. The race is a bit slimmed down at 3A — one could probably call Lynnwood the frontrunner — but the depth of talent concentrated in Seattle and Tacoma means the road for the Royals will be anything but easy. And the craziest classification of them all may be 2A, where four different teams are ranked No. 1 by various polls around the state. The days of Mark Morris and W.F. West hegemony are kaput.

We took the temperature of boys basketball in Washington on Thursday. Now it’s time for the girls. Same style: I divided the state into five regions and highlighted the good, the bad, and the interesting from each after a month-plus of action.

Once again, thanks to ScoreCzar.com for their stellar database of prep information, as well as Tim Martinez at The Columbian for compiling this lovely table  detailing the different top ten rankings released by various outlets around the state.

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High School Basketball Halfway Report, Boys Edition

The Washington prep basketball regular season began Nov. 30. It ends the second week of February. We’re thus at the midway point, and this lapsed prep sports reporter will thus proceed to spend altogether too many words recapping what’s happened so far around the state and pointing out a few things to look for as the postseason approaches. I can’t help myself.

We’ll tackle boys basketball now and then move along to the girls some time over the weekend. Methodology: I divided the state into five entirely subjective regions. For each one I highlighted a few teams having particularly interesting seasons, plus any other interesting tidbits or trends that have jumped out to me as I watch from afar. Pretty simple.

Sadly, the wonderful WAPrepZone.com appears to no longer be tracking basketball results with the thoroughness it once did, which makes exercises such as this one a touch more difficult. Thankfully, ScoreCzar.com has a pretty darn helpful database of information to which I would suggest any interested parties refer. Also thanks to Tim Martinez at The Columbian for putting together this handy little composite table of all the many top ten rankings that are compiled by various organizations.

Onto the good stuff!

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Barry Lamar Bonds Should Be In Cooperstown

 

I feel like the above is an obvious statement. The man hit 762 home runs, more than anyone who has ever walked this green earth. In 2001, he hit 73 home runs, which is another all-time record. He played 22 seasons and hit .298 and was a fourteen-time all-star. In 1998, the Arizona Diamondbacks intentionally walked him with the bases loaded. Bonds walked 130 times that season and it was only the eighth-highest walk total of his career. He won seven MVP awards, was in the top ten six more times, stole thirty or more bases nine times and won eight gold gloves. He was perhaps the best player in baseball in 1990 and without question still so fourteen years later, in 2004, when he posted an OPS of 1.422 (bolstered by a .609 OBP (both all-time marks)) and averaged a home run every 8.3 at-bats, maybe the most dominant single season by a batter in baseball history. Did I mention he hit 762 career home runs? I did. Barry Lamar Bonds was something else.

The 440 members of the Baseball Writers Association of America who have a say in the matter know this, and yet still just 195 of them cast a ballot for Bonds in the most recent voting for the Hall of Fame. That’s 44.3 percent, or 0.9 percent more support than was shown to Edgar Martinez. Look, I’m from Seattle. Edgar is in my mind the greatest designated hitter of all time. Love the guy. There used to be a prominently displayed button in my basement that read “Edgar Esta Caliente.” But a reasonable mind could consider Bonds the greatest baseball player of all time, period, sans qualifiers, which is a more impressive thing. It’s great to be the fastest gazelle on the savannah, but there are cheetahs out there. That is the first time Edgar Martinez has ever been compared to a gazelle. And yet: 44.3 percent. Seems off.

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