Lester, I tell you this, I’ve been all over
Carrier air conditioning in Indianapolis
against my lawyer’s wishes.
Is that OK? Good.
I don’t think General Douglas MacArthur would like that too much.
The buildings that were in question,
everything’s in great shape,
like from a third-world country.
Tremendous beyond belief.
We’ve created a movement.
You don’t know who broke in.
You want to go to Mexico or some other country, good luck.
I was unsatisfied with the work.
Who gave it that name?
We have to do better, Lester,
the mess that we’re in,
people that have no ideas
as far as the cyber.
I want to get on to things that are very important to me—
a piggy bank to rebuild China,
some of the best plants,
your cookies or whatever.
All forms of energy—
so much, in terms of energy.
No wonder you’ve been fighting.
I know a lot of wealthy people
doing political things;
that makes me smart.
You learn a lot from financial disclosure.
We cannot do it any longer, Lester.
Maybe it’s hardly doable.
Your regulations are a disaster,
you will see devastation—
a very, very sad thing.
One of the worst things that ever happened,
to be semi-exact,
just because of the tax, and many other reasons
(our economy generally).
I look very, very much forward to doing it.
We’ll help them get off:
pictures of him in a certain garb,
oil all over the place
(take a look at mine also),
very nasty commercials.
Somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds.
Some of the greatest assets in the world.
Many places where it’s allowed.
Many more are coming. And I’m very proud of it.
Thank you, Lester.
The example of Mexico—
fleeing the country—
the reason I say that is not in a braggadocios way.
We don’t know what we’re doing.
I’ve met some of the greatest people I’ll ever meet,
a friend of mine who builds plants,
squandered on so many of your ideas.
The worst of all things,
a big, fat, ugly bubble,
our whole government society.
Sounds good, doesn’t work.
A defective agreement.
The United States, as he said—not so much.
One thing, very important:
how much for my family,
including the oil?
Every line of the above poem is a direct quote of Donald Trump’s remarks in the first presidential debate, held Sept. 26 at Hofstra University, per this transcript provided by The Washington Post.